Hot Pour | Bartender’s wife: ‘You can read the menu, you just can’t eat’ when it comes to flirting

Bartender

▪ Joe Dabrowski, 33

Bar

▪ Island Bar and Grill

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what two items would you bring with you? A young blonde of legal age and an endless supply of water.

Where are you from? Valparaiso, Ind.

That sounds like a Viking’s name? My high school mascot was a Viking.

Did you play football when you were in high school? Yes, I was a defensive end.

Did you date a cheerleader? No.

What do you miss most about Indiana? Nothing.

What do you do for fun now? I drink lots of craft beers.

What do you do when you get drunk? Hit on 23 year-old women.

How can you be sure they’re exactly within the 23 year-old perimeter? I can just tell. But to be honest, it can run in between 23- to 26-year-olds.

Are you married? Happily married for the last seven years, that’s what makes hitting on the 23- to 26-year-olds so much fun.

And how exactly is hitting on women while you’re married fun, and what does your wife say about all the flirting? She says, ‘You can read the menu, you just can’t eat.’ There’s no jealousy in our marriage. We’re both bartenders, we know how this works.

By Derrick Bracey, For The Surge

This story was originally published June 15, 2015 at 1:56 AM with the headline "Hot Pour | Bartender’s wife: ‘You can read the menu, you just can’t eat’ when it comes to flirting."