Blue Light Special | Another booking photo for MTV’s Jenelle Evans

Glass smasher

MTV celebrity Jenelle Evans gets another mugshot in her photo album after reportedly throwing a glass at a woman’s face.

Evans, who has quite a wall of police booking photos in her collection, was arrested after her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend (repeat that three times) said Evans threw a glass at her head.

The two were just collecting the ex’s stuff out of his old pad, since Evans reportedly ended her relationship with Nathan Griffith.

Evans apparently hasn’t heard that you can’t dismiss your ex and then assault his new girlfriend.

In the real world (not MTV world) you don’t go around smashing things and yelling at people in front of their house.

In the past, Evans has been arrested for assault several times.

She has also taken her share of assaults from others.

The fights have included having Evans’ head pushed in the toilet, her engagement ring ripped off her finger and other fights too numerous to mention.

Maybe they could name a special police radio code after her which says nicely that someone is going “cray cray.”

Evans is the star of “Teen Mom 2,” which also features other young women ruining their lives and that of their children, by being arrested, getting divorced and going into rehab centers on a regular basis.

Kelly Fuller, for The Surge

Brotherly love

Brothers fought but ultimately seemed to forgive as both refused to press charges against one another, despite one being choked to the point of unconsciousness by the other, authorities said.

Which is probably why HE declined to press charges … because of the whole … unconsciousness thing.

Horry County police were called about 4 a.m. Monday to a home on Beauclair Court in the Berkshire Forest subdivision in Carolina Forest where they were told the unconscious brother’s girlfriend hit the other brother in the head with a porcelain vase to stop the assault which ALWAYS works on TV.

Police said when they arrived both brothers showed heavy blood loss (ew) and injuries, and authorities tried to provide medical aid while waiting on EMS to get there.

Authorities were reportedly told that a verbal altercation about Caitlyn Jenner became physical between the brothers and one began choking the other to the point of unconsciousness, according to the police report. That part about Caitlyn Jenner is absolutely made up but it stands to reason that that would be the thing one brother would want to choke another brother over.

The unconscious brother’s girlfriend was fearful for his life and struck defensively, authorities said. Police determined her actions were lawful since she was trying to save her boyfriend’s life, and she will not be charged with assault, Lt. Raul Denis, spokesman with Horry County police, said.

Denis said the case is officially closed since the brothers don’t want to prosecute each other.

Until next time, SAME BAT TIME, SAME BAT CHANNEL.

Josh Bell, digital reporter

Looking for love, in the wrong places

Everyone is looking for love, and that’s not a bad thing.

It is bad, however, to circle the Grand Strand seeking to buy it from other people.

At least 21 people were arrested recently after they were caught trolling the Internet and the strip looking for an illegal hook up.

The charges range from “lewdness” to possession of marijuana and assignation.

Nobody should be assignating and expecting the police not to get involved.

Wait, what exactly does that exact charge mean? The people being arrested probably don’t know what the heck it is, either.

Some people were charged with giving false information to police.

“No, officer, I wasn’t assignating with anyone. I was just offering the chick a ride home, I swear.”

The crack down (no pun intended) happened from early morning to late at night, according to police.

Not sure who told these people it was wise to be doing this kind of stuff in broad daylight.

Go home, get on Ashley Madison, like everyone else.

Kelly Fuller, for The Surge

Subhead

A 25-year-old man told Conway police he saw a masked man dressed in all black holding a rifle and standing outside his storm door after he heard a gunshot Tuesday night, according to a police report. Which is the most frightening thing ever, ever ever, ever ever ever.

The victim said he was lying on his living room couch when he heard the shot, and then got his own gun and fired it into the dark at the masked suspect because that’s what you do when you hear a noise in the middle of this night.

Authorities said the second victim who was in the bathroom when he heard the gunshot, age 26, also grabbed a gun (yay, guns) and shot at the masked suspect, who dropped his gun and ran.

Conway police responded about 10:10 p.m. Tuesday to the home on the 1700 block of Robin Road, where two victims told them they both fired guns at the suspect as he ran from the area and said they were unsure if they shot him, authorities said.

Police said a 62-year-old man and 69-year-old man were at the home in a back room when the incident happened, but didn’t hear anything. This is an odd living arrangement.

Authorities were later told a gunshot wound victim was at Conway Medical Center and had been involved in a disturbance there that evening, according to a police report.

Officers said at about 2:49 a.m. Wednesday they met with the suspect, who had been shot, and he said he was trying to leave the hospital after being treated when unknown suspects argued with him and one swung his fist at him, but missed.

Hospital security arrived before anything else could happen and said they saw the suspect who swung at the shot man get into a white Mercury Grand Marquis. Authorities noted they saw the same car earlier near the victim’s home on Robin Road.

Authorities said Friday that all parties involved were still being interviewed. No arrests made been made by Saturday morning as the investigation is still ongoing, police said.

This story was originally published August 26, 2015 at 9:17 AM with the headline "Blue Light Special | Another booking photo for MTV’s Jenelle Evans."