In six days, Trump will make America great again; on the seventh, he’ll rest
I can't wait for our great leader to take office in January. On the first day, he will have the wall built and Mexico will have paid for it.
On the second day, Hillary Clinton will be sent to prison.
On the third day, Obamacare will be repealed, and we will have a new great healthcare system. It will be a wonderful healthcare system.
On the fourth day, ISIS and the Taliban will be defeated. Our great leader said his plan was so simple and guaranteed to defeat them.
On the fifth day, all undocumented immigrants will have been deported.
On the sixth day, the huge tariffs that he imposed on all goods coming from China and Mexico will have taken effect, and then we would have 50 million new jobs in America, and everyone will be making a million dollars a year. America would be great again.
On the seventh day, he will rest.
The inauguration speech will be, “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what your country can do for me.”
Dan Morris, Surfside Beach
This story was originally published December 2, 2016 at 7:20 AM with the headline "In six days, Trump will make America great again; on the seventh, he’ll rest."