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GETTING JOBBED

Hey, inconsiderate jackasses: If someone is nice enough to give you a job when you come in and ask for one, how about having the decency to work out a two-week notice when you quit instead of screwing over your co-workers and the person who gave you a job?

NEW REVENUE STREAMS

Heard that a new committee is forming to analyze ways to increase revenue in the area. It's to be called LEECH (Let's Extort Extra Cash in Horry). Anything for a buck at the beach!

CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF PETA

Most people think that PETA stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Personally, I like to say that PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals. I love eating bison meat, chicken, and all seafood ... yum, yum. So PETA people, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

COUGAR CUPS

Old women's breasts turn me on sometimes.

Mimi Rogers has a great huge pair, they look like they need their own zip code, so full, luscious ... Mimi's are HUGE.

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