So Dustin Johnson, pro golfer, gets popped for a DUI with a b.a.c. of twice the legal limit. You and I? We pay for this crime with years of sky high insurance, community service, and various other forms of punishment doled out as the court sees fit. Mr. Johnson, earner of $10 million plus in four years on the tour, walks away with a reduced charge of reckless driving, and a fine in the staggering amount of $445. The reason? "Evidentiary issues." Another case of money talks and B.S., well B.S. gets the DUI and a criminal record.