THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT | Myrtle Beach Sun News

I love Myrtle Beach has live concerts in Celebrity Square where kids of all ages can enjoy! Including us older KIDS of course! Cowboy Mouth, Blues Traveler were amazing...

ROCKET SCIENCE?

A ton of big news going on in the world. What's our front page headline? Roger Clemens in town! Must be advertisement for the golf tournament, as nothing else there was newsworthy!

HI-DEF DOES MATTER

THANK YOU to the inventor of HDTV, and A HUGE thank you to my wife who said let's get one before football season - maybe a 42-INCH!

NEXT CARD, PLEASE

I got laid off. The problem is I was forced to move in with my mom and her boyfriend who stares at my tits, and watches NASCAR every night. God, why did you hand me this deck of cards?

FROM RUSSIA, WITH LOVE

Why us guys like the Russian girls? Well you have to think about it. Most of them do really appreciate the little things guys do for them. They don't really have all the drama and crap that comes along with the average girl. Ever hear a Russian girl bitch about ex-redneck boyfriends, how much debt she is in or child support? Most of them here at the beach ride their bikes or walk everywhere, so the majority are in shape as well. And most smile.

Does that answer every one's question?