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THE BOY WHO CRIED WENCH

To the boy who cried wench: Thank you for showing that you too understand the horrible situation you put me in by using the word wench. The definition of WENCH: a bar-type girl, mostly a serving wench such as a waitress, usually not in a good eatery. Wenches are often man-handled by rough customers. Thank you and kiss Buster for me!

HARDLY KNEW YE?

Good Bye Myrtle Beach; g'bye tourists who drive 5 mph with their right blinkers on and random, sudden brake lights flashing; g'bye to the world's most confusing mall parking lot; g'bye to all 43 local Wal-Marts ... g'bye to seeing closed pancake houses every 3 feet; g'bye Kryptonite, no wait, that was last year; g'bye concerts of last year's top performers; g'bye to bike week, no wait, that was 2 years ago; g'bye to 501 traffic; g'bye to bored Horry County Police; g'bye to flying palmetto bugs; g'bye to the awesome job market (as a server or bartender or dishwasher). I'll miss you all.

NEW CAR PLAN

The next SOB that pulls into the middle turn-off lane doing 45 mph to escape the backed up traffic leading into Ocean Lakes on S.C. 544 should plan on buying me a new car! I plan on pulling out in front of you next time! Asshat!

NEW MONEY, OLD MONEY

I love seeing the new "young" money getting here from the North driving the "good ol' boy" money to hang out and dry! Scruff all you want sob's, before long all you'll have is Craigslist rave forum to bitch on!

THE MOST IMPORTANT 2 MINUTES

Will these f'n kids @ CCU EVER learn to drive with a little courtesy to the rest of us? SURE, you are in a HURRY, but are 2 minutes THAT important?

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