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RETAIL RAGE

To all (discount store) managers, co-managers and zone and department managers: You may think you are better and more important than me, but you are not! Think about it, you work for a discount store. - XOXO, Your vendors.

DON'T GET BETTER THAN THIS

There is nothing as good as watching football on a big screen TV while snacking and partaking of cold beverages in the comfort of your own living room - nothing you can do alone, that is!

LOUD & CLEAR

HOW COME I CAN BARELY HEAR THE TV SHOW I'M WATCHING BUT THE COMMERCIALS I COULD HEAR IF I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE?

HONK FOR EDUCATION

For the school bus on Spanish Oak Drive: Quit honking your horn at 6 am. Pick up the kids that are waiting for you and get the hell off my street.

MR. PERSONALITY

I made a big mistake of hooking up. He lives around Myrtle Beach and he's the one with the personality disorder, yet I was the one driven crazy. Somehow, a 30-year old buttaface crispy critter from Ohio got involved, too. My RAGE: Just because your parents screwed you up, don't make it my problem. THERAPY. Thanks.

SCROOGED

Is it just me, or didn't malls and stores used to provide kids face-time with Santa Claus just to enhance the Christmas Spirit, and not force you to buy a minimum-priced $20 picture package of the experience?

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