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NOT YIELDING RESULTS

Thanks to all you wonderful people (dumb-asses) who seem to have forgotten what a yield sign means: Please refer back to your driver's manual. I don't believe it means you keep going and everyone else is supposed to scramble to change lanes so you can get your precious little ass on the highway.

CHECKERED PAST

To the fogies who hold up the line by insisting on writing checks for two items: Get a debit card already, it's not rocket science.

ROLE MODELS

Thank you to Gov. Sanford and Steve McNair: I may be a crappy husband and father, but you're making me look pretty good right now.

HOMELESS STIMULUS

To the person talking about the homeless stimulus: Boy are you stupid. Seriously. If Oprah gave her year's salary away there would be more homeless not less, because then everyone who had a job would see that hey, the homeless people are getting more for free, why don't we quit our jobs. What a flippin' dumbass you are.

A LITTLE PEE'D OFF

As an employee at a very popular tanning salon, I love my job. But when I find small trash bags full of human urine stashed behind a tanning bed, it gets a little ridiculous when I have to retrieve and throw them away. Come on people, we have a very nice restroom with a toilet and everything. What scumbag would pee in a trash can and then throw it behind the bed. And not just once, but twice. What is the world coming to that people have to freakin' pee in a trash can.

SNUG FIT

To the airline industry, when are you going to start forcing extremely overweight individuals to purchase two seats? Why should I get 3/4 of a seat and be uncomfortable for my trips because I am unlucky and end up by these people? I bought an entire seat!

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