CBS late-night comic David Letterman’s list from Wednesday night of Gov. Mark Sanford’s Top 10 excuses for his recent behavior
No. 10 — Did I say hiking? I meant cheating.
No. 9 — Had to do something after devastating news about Jon and Kate.
No. 8 — I learned everything I know from (former N.Y.) Gov. Spitzer (who resigned after a sex scandal).
No. 7 — Let’s talk about more important issues like the Nestle Toll House cookie recall.
No. 6 — I learned everything I know from (former N.J.) Gov. McGreevey (who resigned after a sex scandal).
No. 5 — It’s Ahmadinejad’s fault.
No. 4 — If you met my wife, you’d be fleeing the country, too. Am I right, fellas?
No. 3 — Putting together my audition tape for “The Amazing Race.”
No. 2 — If you run a state and decide to leave the country for a week, since when do you have to tell someone?
No. 1 — It wasn’t me, it was my hilarious alter ego, Bruno.
S.C. economy really, really bad
ABC late-night funny man Jimmy Kimmel joined in the Sanford roasting, too.
How bad is the S.C. economy?
So bad that mistresses are being outsourced.