Why are there no single girls here along the Grand Strand? Every where I go all I see are girls with guys or just a bunch of guys. “Chicks dig a-holes,” losers and crack heads: I agree. Us good guys who have our acts together go to other places to find decent girls. Too many girls here have issues with drugs and taking care of themselves. Like a summer breeze we just let them go and move on.
To all the local festival and event planners: Please everybody, can we get together and book your events so they don’t conflict and overload the month of October? And for God’s sake, let’s spread some things out. Save something for January, July and August when jack s*** is going on. Can we put our turf wars aside?
A KICK IN THE GROINS
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Groins don’t work. 30 years ago they almost destroyed the south shore of eastern Long Island. The Corps of Engineers had them torn down. I can’t believe they’re allowing it here. Thanks for the great article on Surfrider. Keep up the great journalism. The other newspapers are nothing more than a Chamber of Commerce/developer newsletter. They care nothing about our environment except as a means for new housing developments to give them ad money.
THE DOUBLE WIPE
Have you noticed how packages of coffee, sugar, flour, ice cream, and cereal (boxes) look the same, but are actually smaller? Now I find that as American asses are getting bigger, the size of toilet paper sheets is smaller, too. So double wipe, America, and get your money’s worth.