Alright I was a little mad when I saw there was no article on the Sept 15th Purple Haze Party, but I was not going to rage about it until I saw the “Quit Yer Bitchin” section, then I had to say something. That store put on a concert, had a glass blower live in your face, gave you free food, free T-shirts, a techno DJ, they even had a damn magician doing tricks through the crowd, and you’re not gonna say a word, just a few pics on the back page. Then you say that a Shakespearian play is something to do! You’re f-n nuts. They gave us 10 hours of sh!t to do, and you’re trying to put us to sleep.
THE FRISBEE IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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To the manager who cussed me out for getting my Frisbee off the roof: It’s called customer service, asshole.
THE OL’ GLANC-‘N’-GO
Ok, let’s go over this one more time: Right turn on red after coming to A FULL STOP!! ! Not glance And go, asshole!
I am so sick of all the Russian, the Brazilians, the Israelis and all of the other foreigners coming to Myrtle Beach EVERY damn summer and taking all of the summer jobs, just so that they can send U.S. $ back to their country and their families. I believe that the Myrtle Beach locals/U.S. citizens should definitely get per diem over the foreigners no matter what.
THE OTHER NIXON
Please let Dave Fields know that the Dead Milkmen song “Punk Rock Girl” says NOTHING about Richard Nixon. Here are the lyrics:
We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us
To a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said “He don’t work here”
We said “If you don’t got Mojo Nixon
Then your store could use some fixin’”
People kill me by throwing their trash out of the car window. I walk my dogs on Garden City Connector, and the trash piles up every day. Do you not have a trashcan at home, how would like it if I did this on your road?