Thank you, lovely Surge lady Sat. evening: You made me feel welcome, helped me find a Surge, and listened to my comments. Most people ignore old guys.
To the b**** cocktail waitress Thursday night: Thanks for automatically charging me for Absolut vodka without asking me what I want when the house vodka was $2, just so you could make an extra buck. Money isn't the problem; trust is. Stop ripping people off...your a** should be fired!
WHAT THE DUCK?
Hey there Mr. Editor, I have been waiting to hear from you, let's talk about the Duck...
LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
Who the hell is the idiot on 544 by Coastal that thinks it's a good idea to ride a motorized skateboard in the fast lane?
NO LEFTOVERS, PLEASE
This is to the girls at CCU that neglect to flush your waste down the toilet in the woman's restrooms: It seems that every day I walk into a stall and find the toilet full of someone else's leftovers. Honestly! Are you still afraid to flush the toilet? Or are you just that inconsiderate?
Who is the genius that decided to put Al Roker on The Weather Channel at six o'clock in the morning?
THE SIMPLE THINGS
Thank you, Lord, for some of the best things in life: Fresh, clean sheets, brand new windshield wipers, good red wine.