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STAY ALERT: DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE

To the girl in the Toyota on 501 Saturday evening with the pink phone: DO NOT TEXT and DRIVE! I don't want to wake up dead because YOU are not paying attention!

ECO TOURISM, ANYONE?

Hey I have an idea. Instead of another strip mall or some other b.s. beachwear store, how about we start adding some bike lanes to Myrtle Beach? It would be great to connect the Murrells Inlet path to Garden City and Surfside. It would be nice to be able to cross 17 Bypass without risking life and limb. I would ride everywhere if I didn't have to take my life into my own hands every time I want to go to someplace.  Hey, it might even spawn a new eco tourism industry for M.B. (if city council doesn't find a way to alienate healthy people and tree huggers).

THE OTHER USC?

Pete Carroll of USC makes over $4 mil a year. Charlie Weiss of Notre Dame makes over $4 mil a year. Urban Meyer of Fla. makes over $4 mil a year. And all of us parents are paying yearly tuition increases of 6, 8, even 10 percent each year. This is totally friggin’ stupid. AND Carroll and Meyer are STATE EMPLOYEES. California is bankrupt, isn't it? IS IT ANY WONDER? 

GAY DAZE

To all the writers and the people who do the Surge magazine: I want to thank ya’ll for writing such a wonderful publication. I was never aware there were so many gay and lesbian things to do around here. I’d like to see ya’ll put out a paper for the heterosexuals.

BARGAINS BE DAMNED

To the people in front of me in line at the convenience store taking forever to complete a transaction: You might want to consider shopping at a grocery store instead of blowing $20 on a bag of chips, a 16-oz. soda, three Twinkies and a pack of blunts.

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