December 13, 2012 1:53 PM

Santa’s DUI?

Santa was in trouble and time was ticking. His sleigh wouldn’t start. He was stuck on a roof in Myrtle Beach. The reindeer were getting nervous. “We’ve got to be in Canada in a half an hour,” said Rudolph. Suddenly, it dawned on him. “That glass of eggnog must have tripped the new, federally mandated alcohol sensor on my sleigh! Call a cab, Rudolph.”

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