Here we go again. Everyone talking about the new decade. The second decade of the 21st century starts in 2011, and the first decade ends in 2010. If you don't believe it, count to ten. I bet you start with one!
To the out-of-state lady in the white Buick turning in at Seaboard and Wal-Mart: You have the left lane - I have the right. Don't be mad at me for being where I belong when you want to be where you don't. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!
GOING TO THE DOGS
What's with these "Designer dogs?" Schnoodles, Peke-a-poos, Labradoodles - In my day they were called "mutts."
THE BLUECOLLAR BOWL
Thank you to the scheduling geniuses who plan bowl games to be televised while I am still at work.
I found it weird one day when I was on craigslist and found a picture of a coworker's junk - now I can't work the same.
CRAPPY NEW YEAR
It was beyond low to say you were going to look for a job on New Year's Eve, and would be back in two hours. It's 2:30 New Year's Day, no sign of you, just sitting here with our 3 kids, wondering where you are. Hope you had a good time last night, it will be the last fun you have for a LOOOOONG time.