Whiskey Beach Bar & Grill
Give me one word to describe yourself. Honest. No wait, bluntly honest. Oh, that’s two words, sorry!
Honest in a good way (tell someone they dropped cash), or honest in a bad way (“you are really ugly”)? Both. Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde honest.
Which personality wins out more, good or evil? Evil two to one every time, even though good is what we all aim at as humans! Realistically!
If you could collect anything, what would you collect? Skittles. Taste the rainbow!
If you had a spider collection, would you keep it in your bedroom? Yeah!
If you have a yacht collection, where would you dock your boats? Vieques Island in Puerto Rico. It’s a bioluminescent bay (glows blue). At night it is absolutely beautiful!
Have you been there or just seen pictures? I’ve been there. My grandmother owns a home on the other side of the island in Bayamon. Honeymooners from around the world go there. When the bay is calm and the water glows and there are clear skies it is really nice!
Is that where you took/will take your honeymoon? Naw, I’m goin to Aynor for my honeymoon!
Does your future spouse know that? She don’t mind, she country like that!
If you had a toenail collection displayed in your living room, do you think people would still come visit you? As far as toenails go, it’s not what’s on the outside, it’s what’s inside!
As in toe jam versus toenail polish? Toe jam is organic, toenail polish is synthetic smell. Neither bother me. Hell, dudes love smellin’ their own farts!
Ever try setting one on fire? No, but when I was in college I watched a dude light his ass on fire when he farted and the flame was bright blue through his jeans and singed all the hair off his ass crack. At least that’s what he told me and my buddies.
What would be the best drink to help you recover from singed ass hair? A Snickers Martini. Absolutely scrumptious!
By Mandy Rogers, For The Surge