BARTENDER | Allison Simonetta, 36
WHERE | Nacho Hippo Cantina
Do you wear a sombrero on special occasions? No, but I will.
What could you store in the brim of your sombrero? Sriracha hot sauce.
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Do you use Sriracha in any drinks? Occasionally, on special request, in a spicy mango margarita.
Describe an event where a feathered hat would be appropriate to wear. Mondays. Any Monday sounds good to me.
How about a turtle skin hat? Clubbing nights.
When is the last time you wore a beanie hat? Never.
When's the last time you Facebook stalked someone? This past weekend.
When's the last time you Facebook stalked someone wearing a beanie hat? That would be definitely never.
Name three things that can be eaten with nachos. Queso, jalepenos and beer.
Name three things that should never be eaten with nachos. I don't think there's anything I wouldn't put on nachos.
Have you ever taken part in a nacho-stomping contest? No, but I wish I had. Sounds awesome.
Stomping grapes creates wine... what does stomping nachos create? Tortilla soup.
What do nachos and hippos have in common? Absolutely nothing.
- Mandy Rodgers, for Weekly Surge