Thursday, Dec. 15, 2011

Raves & Rage for December 15, 2011

 

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Did you have an unexpected pleasant experience with a stranger, which re-invigorated your view of humanity? Or did some a-hole just cut you off on the Bypass, nearly causing a 10-car pileup and your blood pressure to boil over? Whatever the emotion, we want to be there for you. So, if you want to get something off your chest send an email with “Raves & Rage” in the subject line to kkimes@weeklysurge.com; or if you want to express yourself the old-fashioned way, call our Raves & Rage line at 444-1RAG(E).

TURNING THE TABLES

First, he sucked in bed. Then he promised to pay me back for dinner, no he didn’t, he never paid me back. And he was "weedle, man." Like 5’8" at best.

Another man I slept with, also sucked in bed and had back acne, bad back acne. These guys suck, in bed, have small dicks, and are cheap. And the latter wasn’t much in the face region. And if you think, I’m not acting like a lady, talking about sex not as an expression of love, now you men always know how we feel. The tables are turned. The first man is white Walmart trash, the second, spoiled brat, lives off mom and dad.

DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION

Really, another homely baby girl? That kid’s gonna have a rough life with parents like that, parents who don’t know how to act normally, I’m sure there’s a whole world of crazy for these people.

BUTTER FACE

There’s some woman, who’s jealous of me because I was a model and she’s got the model height, but not a very pretty face. So, shame on you for letting your jealousy and insecurities cause you to act rude. She was pretty but not hot, by any means, so I was wondering why she made fun of me because her baby daddy likes me, but now I figured it out. She was never scouted, she never could have been a real professional model. I never wanted to be one, it just happened. She probably has a homely daughter to contend with, too. And I’m sure that "boyfriend" won’t mind getting another woman pregnant soon. Maybe a real model!